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Five Seconds That Will Live in Infamy

I love pbs! It sells what nobody wants to buy. From the documentaries to the pundit panels, it delivers the 10,000 ft view of any topic imaginable. Most of the time, it also tries to entertain, lightly. Even when they tackle the heavy topics they don’t rush through or sensationalize. They stay serious but steady. At the end of the article the journalist has you feeling like it is bad today, but this too shall pass.

Nobody is better at maintaining a calm and informative flow than the folks at NewsHour. Everybody has the mood in mind, whether they are in front of the camera or behind it. The set designers and builders avoid any distracting graphics. The clothing and makeup people don’t enforce an artificial fashion code on the presenters1. All the zoom calls look like Zoom calls.

All of the journalists work diligently to make the news informative and sympathetic to the range of viewers who might tune in from any spot in America, but no one works harder on it, and no one is better at it than Geoff Bennett. He is the anchor of NewsHour, and one of the few people remaining in TV journalism who truly merits that title. He is the embodiment of unflappability.

He can steer a politician’s Ideological cruise boat away from the muddy reefs which call to those vessels inexorably. He knows how to navigate a soliloquy on the secret project known to everyone which has the Chinese Communist Party and its real leader, George Soros, passing out visas and voter registration cards to the horde of slavering migrants stampeding toward Brownsville. He knows how to keep a light touch on the tiller as he sees us through a report on US policy toward Costa Rica.

He doesn’t simply change the subject. He offers the guest an opportunity to make themselves understood, first to him, and then by the transitive property of Television exposition, to the rest of their fellow citizens.

It’s clear, from the beginning of every interview, that nobody’s going to get him riled. He will not raise his voice, gesture emphatically, laugh, or talk over the guest.

His performance during the Trump era’s mass psychosis helped alleviate my heartburn. Geoff’s steady tone and incisive questions exposed the populist neofascist face of Trump’s movement. The political operatives all suffer from hubris and profound incompetence exacerbated by their competitive hankering for Trump’s perianal flavor. Geoff’s conversations with these snarling purse dogs allowed them to demonstrate that incompetence. He has given them the rope that they have asked for, while resisting the temptation to help them with the knot and the tree limb. After listening to them respond to his questions, I figure on just letting them sell NOAA to Exxon and eliminate FEMA before the next hurricane season, try to safely, inexpensively, and effectively round up 16 million people and deport them, and have somebody like Matt Goetz stand up at morning briefings to tell Federal prosecutors and law enforcement that he’s the new sheriff in town and here are all of his well-considered and professionally informed plans for the agency’s future.

Lately, I have started questioning my odds of a worry-free future again. I’m having doubts because they broke Goeff. I know I shouldn’t be surprised. Everyone has their limit. There’s just that one, last, dumb shit comment that pushes things over a person’s line. We all start off hopeful when we engage in adversarial discussions. Despite all the absolutisms tossed about in the course our disputes, we all hope that at the end, we will be able to say that the opposition was misguided, but even so, gave a respectable argument for their position.

We don’t become dejected when an opponent offers up a logical fallacy or bogus statistic in the course of an argument. What kills a person’s spirit is insistent incoherence delivered from beneath the protective umbrella of a time limit, or in such a massive load that it will strain the attention of any sane person to see the argument thoroughly dismantled.

On November 13th, 2024 at 49 minutes and 55 seconds into the PBS NewsHour, the cameras captured the very instant when Geoff snapped.

You can see it coming. The guest throws out cryptic negativity about Covid vaccines, then ramps it up with some free-floating homophobia. Then for the finisher, he throws out abortion on demand with no restrictions and no restraint. The next glimpse of Geoff’s face reveals his thoughts as clearly as spoken words.
‘This? This again with two minutes left in the interview? I can’t. I know I should swat this down, but I am so tired. I’m just going to ignore it and move on.’

I sincerely hope that Geoff recovers. He looked a lot better by the end of the episode, but that kind of hit can result in a relapse. Please get well soon Anchor Man. I don’t think I have it in me to start worrying about Matt Goetz doing the same thing to the FBI.

Okay, there is that one pink pantsuit that keeps coming back. I imagine there’s a story behind that, because I can’t imagine that nobody said anything. I consider it an isolated incident.

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For Anyone

…who believes that, “we have more cases because we have more testing”.

Testing for an infectious disease is like counting the number of balloons in a dark room by tossing darts through the doorway. Say you throw 10 darts in the room and hear two pops. There is still a good chance that a number of balloons remain uncounted. But if you throw 40 darts in the room and hear two pops, the likelihood of a two-balloon scenario soars. When the rate of pops drops below a certain proportion, you can be sure that you have counted most of the balloons in the room. A low percentage of positive tests is what you’re after.
Once you have established the adequacy of your testing, you can sort out what the results reveal about containment. The raw numbers don’t tell you that much. In the case of national case counts, it is reasonable to expect a country with a large population to experience higher numbers than a country with a small population given similar degrees of disease containment. A true measure of containment is cases per population, or in our analogy, how crowded the room is with balloons.
So when a pinhead like Trump says that we have more cases because we have more testing, that standalone statement is pure bull shit. What’s worse, it’s a distraction from what really indicates the adequacy of our understanding of the outbreak’s extent and the effectiveness of our efforts to contain it: percent positive tests and infections per population.

How is the US doing?

Top of the heap with >15,000 cases/1 million persons (European Centers for Disease Control)

Percent positive tests: 7.9 (an adequate percentage is less than 5%)

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International Domestic Abuse

I confess to listening to the impeachment trial. I did so without much interest at first, especially during the opening statement from team Trump.

What else were they going to say that had not already been said by all his other flunkies? As Cipollone began speaking, my expectations were momentarily fulfilled, but then he did something surprising. He read a section of Trump’s call to the Ukrainian president which he felt was exculpatory and which he claimed had been omitted on that basis from the House’s presentation.

The President: Well it’s very nice of you to say that. I will say that we do a lot for Ukraine. We spend a lot of effort and a lot of time. Much more than the European countries are doing and they should be helping you more than they are. Germany does almost nothing for you. All they do is talk and I think it’s something that you should really ask them about. When I was speaking to Angela Merkel she talks Ukraine, but she doesn’t do anything. A lot of the European countries are the same way so I think it’s something you want to look at but the United States has been very very good to Ukraine. I wouldn’t say that it’s reciprocal necessarily because things are happening that are not good but the United States has been very very good to Ukraine.”

This move elicited a strange mix of amusement, puzzlement and deja vu. It did not seem too helpful for Trump’s case, quite the opposite, in fact. And I had heard this kind of bizarre exposition before. It took me a moment to realize that it was straight out of those training videos on domestic abuse which are required viewing for my job.

One of the techniques employed by the abuser to control the victim goes just like the passage above, something along the lines of, “Nobody loves you like I do baby, you know that. Who else is going to love you like I do, give you all those things you need, if you throw it all away and leave me? You understand now why I get so upset, even lose control sometimes when you disappoint me? It’s because I love you so much.”

It all became clear in that moment. The nature of Trump & Co.’s relationship with the rest of the world is the nature of an abuser’s relationship to the victim. It explains the lack of insight (the abusers are always happy to use the same defense to outsiders, oblivious to its lack of force absent the power disparity). It explains the displacement of guilt (looking at you Pompeo, you fat, stinking sack of pig shit). It explains everything.

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Q Confessions

I must confess that I have not been completely honest with all of you. It is with a heavy heart that I admit this, but it will soon become too difficult to maintain the charade anyway. Some of you may have guessed the truth already, and to you I offer congratulations. You really are the clever ones after all.

To start, I am, and all along have been, working with the Clintons, the FBI, the Jews, and all the rest of the deep state apparatchiks who seek to undermine their own positions by bringing about a New World Order. All this even though I am a Black Muslim.

You may wonder why I am coming clean. But you must know by now that we villains are at once diabolically clever and thoroughly incompetent. We can concoct airtight and elaborate schemes, but can’t seem to help telegraphing our every move.

I think we fail because of our unconscious guilt. We know we are wrong, deep down, and so we confess just in time for the upstanding to foil our plots. But it will be too late this time.

As I write this, our operatives in the CIA and FBI are assembling the guillotine in a secret House chamber, as Rep. Schiff and Hillary herself drag Donald from his nest in the West wing. Moments from now, Pelosi will give a perfunctory reading of charges and then pull the trigger, with the ceremonial rape of Our Great Leader’s headless corpse to follow immediately thereafter ( I am told that the last bit will not be televised).

Once the deed is done, I will at last be free to pursue my true motive in all this. In this final hour, I will reveal the secret desire, formerly known to just one other, behind all my machinations. I have manipulated both my loyal Americans and my co-conspirators in pursuit of one, grand prize: Melania.

Dearest Melania, It has all been for you, all along, just as I promised. Soon we will walk in the light of day, together, and Baron will finally know what he must have suspected. For how could such beautiful wine ever come from such soft and withered grapes moldering near to the ground?

All of this shall come to pass momentarily, my loyal friends. Then you will have the Truth, and the reassuring feelings which go along with having been in on it all along. And if nothing happens, then all of you will know that this has been a triple-double cross, in which case, you are still the clever ones. Even better than church, isn’t it?

WWG1WGA

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Huh?

On the census citizenship question: The supreme court invited Tweetsy the Clown & Co. to come back with a better lie?

Sebastian Gorka called somebody a punk? Dough boy? Called somebody else a punk?

Pass the popcorn; even arson can be done as slapstick.

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What Did You Expect?

Did you expect that professional intelligence officers would involve a bunch of loud-mouthed incompetents in their operation?

Did you expect any persuasive evidence to come from an investigation for a population which, as Trump accurately estimated, would not change its vote if its candidate shot someone on 5th avenue?

Did you really need a conspiracy theory to convince you that the author of the Mexican rapist invasion, fine folks in the Neo-Nazi (Alt-right) ranks, Enemy of the People press, dictator admiration and non-stop smack/lies needed to be evicted from office and reviled in the histories?

Really?

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