…and I will tie in with just about anybody.
I have climbed alpine with people I met hanging out on the toe of Canadian glaciers.
I have climbed multi-pitch rock and ice with people who I met on the internet.
I have climbed with five-year-olds.
I have roped up with Christians, Atheists, Muslims, Stoners, Anarchists, Libertarians, Communists, doctors, nurses, roughnecks, contractors, and engineers.
But You could not pay me enough to tie in with that shit-bag, Donald Trump.
You see, I can make it safe with almost anybody who has half a lick of sense.
And of course, that disqualifies the fuckwit, Trump.
He is the sort who would insist on leading, even if the pitch was clearly over his head.
He would shake his way through voluntary run-outs above gear he really didn’t check, because he’s just that good.
He would slap together an anchor without inspecting it, because he didn’t have to weight the rope, so why should you, and besides, his stance is good.
He would spray about his lead instead of getting ready for the next pitch.
If he couldn’t clean a piece easily, he would leave it.
If he started to lose control of the rope during a fall, he would just let go of it.
I would not tie in with the worthless piece of shit. Vote for him if you want, but don’t be surprised if something bad happens.
I do all the leads. I mean, nothing but the best leads. And this anchor here, it just works. It does. Phenomenal.
And it’s not stopping there, folks. All these climbs in this valley, all are getting bolted anchors. Nothing but the best. And you’re not gonna pay for it. The AAC is gonna pay for it.
And the approaches are gonna be gold plated, from here. Only way to go from here, folks, is up. It’s gonna be fantastic, folks. All the best approaches.
First we have to fix the gravity. Get rid of the gravity. The whole system is rigged because of the gravity.