Before I Forget…

Happy first, you bloated tick on America’s bunghole, and thank you.

You have given me so much over the last 12 months.

You have revealed the disgusting weakness of the full third of my fellow citizens who voted for you and continue to support you wholeheartedly.

You have confirmed my thesis: Facebook is for stupid people; Twitter is for people too stupid for Facebook.

You have given me refuge. No matter how low I feel, I can always say, “At least I’m not Trump.”

Thanks.

Now go back to reality TV.

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One thought on “Before I Forget…

  1. jim- says:

    One good thing about Trump is he makes writing easy. Just finished writing some scripture last night. It’s not that hard. Not sure why it’s so confusing talking riddles, but now I’ve added a few things to the Bible and he was in it.

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